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| Friday, November 3rd, 2006 | | 3:15 am |
Three Weeks from Hell
On Monday, October 9 Smokey was put down. Everyone agrees that it was best for Smokey. Surely, he will be missed. On Sunday, October 29 me and Cora broke up. Those who know us have heard the reason, but it's been extremely stressful. I'll just remember the good times... often. | | Tuesday, March 7th, 2006 | | 12:18 am |
Ramadan Reminder
as stated in my second to last post, about 9 months ago, Ramadan is the third Saturday in June. JUNE 17th! I don't wanna hear any of that "I didn't know." bullshit this year. I know you troglodytes check this, you know who you are. I'm out. ::drops mic:: | | Tuesday, July 26th, 2005 | | 5:27 pm |
| | Sunday, June 19th, 2005 | | 2:12 am |
Sacrilegious Shindig a Success
For two years (Earth Standard) Ramadan has now been the best and most shining example of what awesome is. Despite Brooke's seeming best efforts to cause a scene and people's apparent disregard for the well being of mike's house, Ramadan rocked. Liam and I provided the live entertainment for all of 5 minutes. This will surely be our gateway into the rockstar lives we deserve. We had so much food it was amazing. We went through a 11lb spiral ham.\ As per usual, me and mike rocked everyone in bean bags. That makes us 2 year champs undefeated. God i'm awesome. Sarah got the insulance dunked out of her in the pool. Conway and I debated who was more heartless and who could drive someone to suicide faster. (me of course) Mike spent something to the effect of 100 dollars on Ramadan and Liam spent i think 40. Now that's commitment. Me Liam and Mike declared ourselves Kings of Ramadan. I believe Bill got to be the Knight Guardian or something. Wadlo showed but refused to take part in the festivities. I'm convinced he thought he was being a decoration cuz he mostly just stood there. Cora came and brought her taco salad after dinner got served (late ass!) jk. Hoople didn't luau dress. for shame. It was, again, sans liquor. I think this is a fine tradition. For the few of you who didnt come i say to you what i said to those last year, "ha ha". And now, so that nobody has an excuse next year. Ramadan will be held on the THIRD SATURDAY OF JUNE, 2006. START PLANNING! and Downy... sigh. you abandoned us/me/Ramadan. Words cannot express my dissapointment. | | Saturday, June 4th, 2005 | | 2:02 pm |
Ramadan Round 2. Renew the Rockin
Another year, another party filled with blaspheming, ethnicity hating, blind arrogance. SWEET! For thoe of you sick enough to have not come to the last ramadan let me inform you. Ramadan is a solemn and holy time of year for the muslims celebrated around february of our calender. During this time they cannot eat during daylight hours. They must pray even more and as usual cannot eat pork. Their women, as per usual, must cover their faces. It is a time when they fast to show their devotion to Allah as well as many other things my pitiful western infidel mind could not possibly comprehend. Unfortunately we don't have the luxury of celebrating in february with our friends so we changed it to summer. Also, in reference to the women covering their faces... er... its a pool party. Oh and pork, gotta have pork and lots of it. WHAT? its a party damn it! as far as being solemn... i solemnly swear to beat everyones ass again in bean bags with mike. We said plenty of (obscene) prayers last year. Sooooo in short. Liam me and mike will buy the main pork. Maggie is bringing chips (and pork rinds). ______ is bringing hamburgers. Sarah is bringing hot dogs/sausage. The Gibster is bringing pop. Cora is bringing taco salad dip. ______ is bringing plates and silverware. ______ is bringing a cheese something with crackers. (not out of a can) April is bringing dessert. any other suggestions are welcome but nobody should show up empty handed. If you don't know what to bring ask me or mike. If you decide to bring something TELL me or mike, preferably in this post through a reply so everyone can see it. People are encouraged to bring anything they feel may add to the party. A koran, a towel wrap for a head.... a camel. It will be held on June, 18 at Mike Vainisi's abode. "allahumma laka sumtu wa ala ridhqika aftartu" (oh allah! for you i did fast and with your bounties i did break the fast) | | Sunday, January 9th, 2005 | | 2:09 am |
Undertones for my University Upbringing
Since i'm on break i guess i have more time to be mind numbingly bored so i figured i would enrich all of your lives with another post. As i wait to be picked up by maggie and april i've decided that my priorities of college has changed they now go (in descending order) U of I, ISU, and UIC. i won't get into the intricacies of the reasons but i will say that the long and short of it is that a.) i now have a possible place to stay at ISU (April, Maggie, Nora [in alphabetical order]) b.) i think i would do better away from home (mostly an unfounded hypothesis, just kind of a feeling) c.) i rock d.) all my friends are going away to college with a few notable exceptions (not noted here). also under careful consideration i have decided to change my name to MidnightBlood (mikes suggestion to be cooler). (between the suggestion and the next sentence i spent 7 hours at aprils partyly with maggie and we watched "an evening with Kevin smith" which was sweet.) just kidding. So according to the internet i should get my acceptance/rejection letter from ISU in february. hopefully i get a rejection letter on my birthday. 'happy birthday. never ever come to our school.' Well again im out to save democracy or something else similarly awesome. my pants are dirty. see you later, if you're lucky. Not entirely sure whats going on in the near future... vainisi still needs to set up a party at heathers. porzel has fallen off of the planet. courtney hates me. everyone else loves me and would die for me. and being right is always, always, always what matters most. | | Thursday, January 6th, 2005 | | 9:55 am |
Tsunami's, Tax Dollars and Trade-Offs
On this, the day i finally applied to college, I decided to update my live journal. I will dispense with the formalities and just say that... a.) christmas was sweet. (got half life 2) b.) new year's was sweeter. (got a lady friend - Cora) c.) i rock. (no explanation needed) For those who care i applied to UIC and ISU and will be applying to U of I when they start taking applications on the 15th. While perusing my typical web sites, ( http://www.technologyreview.com http://www.reuters.com etc.) I would swear that they were all trying to tell me something. That something is as follows; the Asian Tsunami was the worst thing to EVER happen in the history of earth, nay, the universe. Last i (tried not to) read, the death toll was at something like 150,000. That's a shit load of asians. But consider this, two weeks ago the UN reported than more than 29,000 children die every day "as a result of avoidable diseases and malnutrition". ( http://www.alternet.org/story/20890/) I'm no calculator but luckily my lag box of a computer is a quite fancy one and some quick division shows the death rate of children alone surpasses the tsunami in under a week. Now i'm no humanist but if people are gonna bitch about people dying then why not bitch about people dying "as a result of avoidable diseases and malnutrition"? Well anyways I'm off to being awesome. I would tell you about that but i dont want to make you jealous of me. Just sit and re-read my LJ over and over and pretend that you're me proof-reading. I'm just kidding... i dont proof-read this crap. Also my name isnt BlueJeebus because im trying to be a melodramatic-depressed-indi-poser. I would be MidnightBlood or BlackTragedy or something else equally as thought provokingly queer if i were trying to be said poser. It's bluejeebus because jeebus was who Homer asks to save him and blue is my favorite color. so stop asking. (you know who you are) | | Thursday, July 15th, 2004 | | 12:11 pm |
lust for life at last losing to apathy
by that i mean that im bored. really bored. between school and parties i feel like my weeks are eternally long and weekends are infinitely small. on the bright side, canada is just a week away so maybe that will take me out of my rut. absolutely nothing of sizeable note is on the horizon, although talks of a Yamka Pore (sp?) the jewish holiday, may be celebrated Ramadan style. so that may be fun. if anybody has any suggestions or would like to volunteer their house for it let me know. oo i saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, that was a totally fucked up movie... in a good way. And my western civilization II teacher relates everything throughout history to star trek and Dungeons and Dragons which, to say the least, is hilarious. well i gotta go buy books and take a make up test. such is the recipe of my life. again, if anybody has interest in that yamka pore thing lemme know. | | Monday, June 21st, 2004 | | 3:09 am |
Wasting my Writing Wants
i havent writting in a while so i just thought id let everyone know that my life is too boring to write about. i will however fill everyone in on what happened at the party on friday. i dont care to get into too much detail as im not very impressed with my actions but i will say the following. i got really drunk, emily got really drunk. we made out, nothing more. i had no ride home so i spent the night and nothing beyond making out happened. the most disappointing part of it all was the fact that i called off work the next day because of my terrible hangover and missed out on 150 bucks. that sucked. oh and fuzz and reardon showed up. so to sum it up... i made out with a girl i just met, and i spent 150 bucks to hang out with rearond and fuzz and so i could have the worst hangover of my life. fuck you alchohol, fuck you. luckily its sunday night and im STILL sick. oo and i get to go to algebra in the morning... fucking kill me. then kill liam because he is in the market for suicide helping assassins. actually, kill liam first because then i can die with the knowledge that liam is dead, something that i will otherwise have to do myself. | | Saturday, June 12th, 2004 | | 2:37 am |
Ramadan a Rip-Roaring Religion Rave
WHOO!!! RAMADAN!!! In case you're one of the 2 people i know that didnt go to the Ramadan luau let me just say this, "ha ha." I hear that there was some sweet chicken fighting and marco polo in the pool. thankfully they waited for me to get there to eat the ham as i was a full 4 hours late because of work. It was delicious. I was lost in a sea of sacrilege and pork for most of the night. It was like i was high on making fun of minorities. Albeit i do that everyday its usually not done so loudly and with so many people. Lesson here: Things are better when done loudly and with more people. If you think about it, this applies to many things. (*wink wink*) All i can tell you for sure is what happened after i got there. I walked up, everyone yelled a mixture of "ALLPOW!!!" and "WHOO!!! RAMADAN!!!" That alone made it worth it. After the yelling subsided pasqua instantly started his bitching about getting thrown into the pool and was rambling something about his pants turning into a skirt. It was a haze. So we had some sweet pork, and hamburgers.... then downy showed up. Vainisi and I beat everyone's ass in bean bags (exception, conway and Dzowney Jr. tied us) Then we sang then piano man with Ramadan lyrics ("He said Achmed i believe this is killing me as the smile ran away from his face. So he strapped himself to some TNT and he fucking blew up the whole place. Oooooo Ramadan Ramadaaaaan.... etc....") All in all it was damn sweet. I'm sorry for all of you who didnt go especially Dave Weigal (sp?). Come home safe man. | | Saturday, June 5th, 2004 | | 10:14 am |
Pig Party to Pull Through
The Luau will still occur on the same day (June 11th). The location has been moved to Mike Vainisi's house at 4:30 for various reasons, i hope this doesnt inconvenience anyone but conway (i hope it inconvenienceshim terribly... mwa ha ha). Because of the switch the party will be dry of alchohol so dont show up with a keg and wonder why his mom kicks you out... sorry guys/girls. However there will be an abundance of food and pooling. We are asking everyone to bring SOMETHING to eat. Some people are making things like lasagna, some people are buying subs from samsclub. Feel free to bring chips, pop, make Jell-o, or anything else of similar cheap easiness. Just please bring something. This is not a requirement, but it is strongly recommended as this is an otherwise free shindig so no one person is buying food (since they wouldnt get paid back). So feel free to bring anything tasty. Without people bringing anything there will be no food. So far 4 people are bringing stuff that i know for sure of, so feel free to either tell me in person what your bringing or post it and i'll tell you if anyone is already doing that. So far, and this will change, we still need someone to bring pop, chips, and dessert. (among other things) also, we still dont know what the skinny on the pig is. chances are we will end up making various pig products, so if you like feel free to bring pig related meat to eat and remember there will be a grill there so feel free to bring things like pork chops (someone will know how to grill so dont worry about it if you dont). While there will probably be hamburgers as well, we need pork for this to be a ramadan luau. So anything swine related will not be rejected. | | Tuesday, June 1st, 2004 | | 1:09 pm |
lamenting the luau
wadlo has made an exuctive decision to say fuck us and has cancelled the luau at his house. therefor we need a new place to do it at. if anyone wants to volunteer their house speak up. in case anyone was wondering what he said, this is the message i woke up to. WADLO 98: seeing as how you decided to call me a prick last night, i figured i might as well tell you now...if you think the luao is going to be a big drunken party at my house, you might as well cancel it now...cause i dont wanna have to deal with dragging your drunk ass around, much less you and a bunch of your friends there you have it. i also like how he refers to you all as my friends and not his own. I may be misreading tihs because i have quite a headache and i cant see too well, so if im misinterpreting this im sorry. Thats why i posted it for you guys to see. Cheers. | | Thursday, May 27th, 2004 | | 4:39 am |
| | Wednesday, May 26th, 2004 | | 3:12 am |
playing with my plentiful plans
After careful deliberation i have decided that this journal thing may have purpose as, apparently, more people read this crap than i thought. The purpose i speak of is that i can tell you people things that will happen, like some sort of message board. Thing 1.) Ramadan Pool Party Luau (RPPL) will (probably) be held on June 11th a Friday at Wadlo's. There may be booze and there may be a whole hog being roasted. They are not connected however and one may happen without the other. If you or anybody you know has access to cheap or free liqour feel free to tell me so i can slap you for not telling me sooner. Oh and we could use it for the RPPL. Also, and this is important, if any of you know anywhere that will cater a whole pig and cook it for us on location for cheap... SPEAK UP! We've been asking everyone but if you haven't been paying attention or have been missed by our inquisition let us know. This is your warning, if after the RPPL you say, "why didn't you guys have my uncle cater this? He owns 'Bob's Catering Pigs for Cheap Shack'", you will be beaten without mercy. Thing 2.) Circus Oak Lawnus must still commence, currently we're looking at June 18th, the Friday after the luau. This would be a endurance-ish bike race across the major and plentiful landmarks of Oak Lawn. Word is flying about a prize but it will probably degrade into people betting eachother. Contact everyone you know that may be slightly interested and let them know. i'll consort with the others for more finalized details. If this is a problem with a lot of people the date is subject to change but count on this unless everyone has something to do. Thing 3.) I fucking rule. Thing 4.) Don't let me not go swing dancing in 2 weeks. Ah thats much better than telling you bastards about my life. | | Tuesday, May 25th, 2004 | | 2:35 am |
had lots of fun with Amanda going to the movies and getting ice cream and especially swing dancing the past couple of days. oh yea then she dumped me, not exactly sure why... :( On the bright side i only lost to wadlo mostly in pool and only by 2 strokes the last time we frisbee golfed. Everythings comin up adam. kill all humans... |
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